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Steve Redgrave  Joined: 1/12/2007 Posts: 8,182 Location: isle of man  
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nivek48 wrote:Lay Low21 wrote:nah fuck it, am just gonna have an ice cream, yoghurt be joking? thought you would milk it some more?  nah we have skimmed it enough. well i have, you have only semi-skimmed it, ive herd yours before. .
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Alex Murphy  Joined: 11/4/2006 Posts: 4,229 Location: Dubbo NSW
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I was gonna make another gay joke, butt fuck it.   ^^^^^^^**************************^^^^^^^
Kochie, KT, Ken, KO ... getting it right! #weareportadelaide
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Alex Murphy Joined: 11/4/2006 Posts: 4,229 Location: Dubbo NSW
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The police caught a burglar last night after he broke into a bathroom window, stood on a set of scales and gave himself a weigh. ******************* A criminal's best asset is his lie ability. ********************* A man stole a case of soap from the corner store. The police said he made a clean getaway. **********************8 When the shocked IRS agent was found guilty of tax evasion he had to take time to collect himself. ********************* The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged. ************************ They tried to keep a locksmith in prison, but the nut bolted. ^^^^^^^**************************^^^^^^^
Kochie, KT, Ken, KO ... getting it right! #weareportadelaide
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Alex Murphy Joined: 11/4/2006 Posts: 4,229 Location: Dubbo NSW
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Did you hear about the gay, dyslexic physicist? He got really excited when he heard about the large hardon collider. ^^^^^^^**************************^^^^^^^
Kochie, KT, Ken, KO ... getting it right! #weareportadelaide
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Alex Murphy Joined: 11/4/2006 Posts: 4,229 Location: Dubbo NSW
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Exit signs, they're on the way out. ^^^^^^^**************************^^^^^^^
Kochie, KT, Ken, KO ... getting it right! #weareportadelaide
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Alex Murphy Joined: 11/4/2006 Posts: 4,229 Location: Dubbo NSW
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I paid $100 for eight legs of venison. Do you think this was two deer? ^^^^^^^**************************^^^^^^^
Kochie, KT, Ken, KO ... getting it right! #weareportadelaide
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Alex Murphy Joined: 11/4/2006 Posts: 4,229 Location: Dubbo NSW
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I was supposed to attend a funeral at 7am yesterday. I gave it a miss though, I'm not really a mourning person. ^^^^^^^**************************^^^^^^^
Kochie, KT, Ken, KO ... getting it right! #weareportadelaide
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Alex Murphy Joined: 11/4/2006 Posts: 4,229 Location: Dubbo NSW
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I accidentally swallowed some food colouring yesterday, I'm alright but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. ^^^^^^^**************************^^^^^^^
Kochie, KT, Ken, KO ... getting it right! #weareportadelaide
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