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Barack Obama  Joined: 9/24/2005 Posts: 15,003 Location: Australia  
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Hey I just read this article thought it was pretty interesting so decided to post it up. Seems like Tony Parker's not the only player dating a celebrity.. A Night at the Oscars with Sam Cassell and Halle Berry turns ugly.Los Angeles 3/3/06 Snapped together recently, LA Clippers guard Sam Cassell has been seen together with actress Halle Berry. The couple who claim to be deeply in love have openly showed their affection, holding hands and happily having their photograph taken by the media.  Sam, seen above seemed happy at first, until Berry made a crack about dating an alien. Sam did not take the news very well..  As Berry continued to ridicule Sam he appeared to switch off and enter a trance-like state as she poked fun at him. "Phooooooone Hoooooome" She kept repeating, and he did not seem to enjoy it one bit, as seen below.  It wasn't long though, until he cracked and they started screaming obscenities at one another amidst a crowd of onlookers and papparazi.  By the end of the evening Sam was distraught and whilst they left hand-in-hand, it is believed that after leaving the building they went their separate ways.  Cassell was quoted afterwards to say "we're both still great friends, Halle's a great girl." what do you guys think? pretty bizarre behaviour yeah..? He must be very sensitive to the alien jokes or something.
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Barack Obama  Joined: 9/20/2005 Posts: 16,516
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 That last picture is the best. He looks so pissed!
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Michel Platini  Joined: 12/20/2005 Posts: 1,160 Location: The Alien Origins of Sam Cassell
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 Oh man, the Cassell/Helle Berry photos are priceless!!! I mean, this is the first time my man Sammy has grown hair. Oh my gosh.  I swear, I almost ran out of breathe (resulted from over-joy), and that I could have needed an ambulance. Thumbboy has just boost up our joy to the next level. 
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Quinten Hann Joined: 2/15/2006 Posts: 20
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 Poor Sam! Thumbboy = genius
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Michel Platini Joined: 12/20/2005 Posts: 1,160 Location: The Alien Origins of Sam Cassell
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 Sammy needs to write Thumbboy a thank-you letter. These photos are popular. I happened to do a search on the Yahoo/Google search engines, and my Sammy's alien links show up.
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Quinten Hann Joined: 2/15/2006 Posts: 20
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Added this thread to Sam's Wikipedia page. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_CassellThumbboy = genius
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Barack Obama Joined: 9/24/2005 Posts: 15,003 Location: Australia
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Quinten Hann Joined: 2/15/2006 Posts: 20
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Wikipedia removed the link, saying that links to message boards don't belong there. WTF. Anyway, is there a way to compile these together on a non-message-board link? That way, they can remain on Sam's Wikipedia page. Thumbboy = genius
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George Foreman  Joined: 2/27/2006 Posts: 4,744 Location: New York City
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Thumbboy - That is absolutely hilarious. I dont know if you ever listen to Dan Patrick show on ESPN, but he once made an all-ugly team. The team consisted of Sam Cassell, Popeye Jones, Scot Pollard and others that I cant remember, but at the end someone submitted an email to him saying. "Sam Cassell has to be the MVP of this league. Everything that could have possibly gone wrong with the human face went wrong with Sam Cassell's". It was great. -The Sheriff
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Barack Obama Joined: 9/24/2005 Posts: 15,003 Location: Australia
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wonder why they removed it wiggles?  Oh well. One day wikipedia will have to learn to understand and accept the evidence that I have presented  sheriff, the other players on the all ugly team, please tell me Chris Kaman and Kurt Thomas got a mention!
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Quinten Hann Joined: 2/15/2006 Posts: 20
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"Thumbboy"wonder why they removed it wiggles? Oh well. One day wikipedia will have to learn to understand and accept the evidence that I have presented sheriff, the other players on the all ugly team, please tell me Chris Kaman and Kurt Thomas got a mention! The only reason given was that Wikipedia doesn't link to message board threads. So if there were a page where all the Cassaliens were posted like Sham did for the Family Portraits, then Wikipedia would welcome it. Thumbboy = genius
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Paolo Rossi  Joined: 3/5/2006 Posts: 1,454
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Hahaha, that is some creative funny stuff. Love the photoshop work, it's brilliant. Keep it up, Sam Cassell is one ugly mofo! Unit = $50
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George Foreman Joined: 2/27/2006 Posts: 4,744 Location: New York City
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Oh man, I cant remember. This was a few years ago now, so they may have missed Kayman and his disgusting grill. Think about this...Cassell is still young and in shape, so this will probably be the BEST he will ever look. Imagine in like 15-20 years from now when his alien face begins to age....you dont know....and i....dont want to. -The Sheriff
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Michel Platini Joined: 12/20/2005 Posts: 1,160 Location: The Alien Origins of Sam Cassell
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(Refering to that Sunflower picture) Thumbboy, how would you explain such phenomenon to students of science major in Melbourne university?
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Barack Obama Joined: 9/24/2005 Posts: 15,003 Location: Australia
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dunleavyjr, Cassell's alien ways are still unknown to us all. It's one of lifes great mysteries. We can simply accept that he is the way he is. Some day he may reveal his secrets but until then we can only speculate. 
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Wang Nan  Joined: 1/13/2006 Posts: 127 Location: England
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"wigglestrue""Thumbboy"wonder why they removed it wiggles? Oh well. One day wikipedia will have to learn to understand and accept the evidence that I have presented sheriff, the other players on the all ugly team, please tell me Chris Kaman and Kurt Thomas got a mention! The only reason given was that Wikipedia doesn't link to message board threads. So if there were a page where all the Cassaliens were posted like Sham did for the Family Portraits, then Wikipedia would welcome it. I'll happily do that if thumbboy wants.
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Barack Obama Joined: 9/24/2005 Posts: 15,003 Location: Australia
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sure sham go ahead and set it up  it would be good if you could link back here so people could post requests and stuff - I like doing them when I am free
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Wang Nan Joined: 1/13/2006 Posts: 127 Location: England
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Done. http://www.shamsports.com/samcassell.htm
It was actually kinda hard cos I had to try and explain of the randomness (and there's nothing wrong with randomness). But I kept the basic story element for ya. Hope you like it, and I also hope Wikipedia now like it.
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Michel Platini Joined: 12/20/2005 Posts: 1,160 Location: The Alien Origins of Sam Cassell
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My poor Sam....
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Barack Obama Joined: 9/20/2005 Posts: 16,516
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Nice work Sham. You did an awesome job with that!
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Malcolm Marshall  Joined: 10/4/2005 Posts: 1,293 Location: UK
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Ha ha ha. This thread has me in stitches!
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Paolo Rossi Joined: 1/10/2006 Posts: 1,497 Location: London
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I think we should have more threads of this nature. Cant beat a bit of light-hearted banter. Stoking Up The Fire
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Barack Obama Joined: 9/24/2005 Posts: 15,003 Location: Australia
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"Sham"Done. http://www.shamsports.com/samcassell.htm
It was actually kinda hard cos I had to try and explain of the randomness (and there's nothing wrong with randomness). But I kept the basic story element for ya. Hope you like it, and I also hope Wikipedia now like it. that is awesome man, thanks sham  There couldn't be a better site for my pics to all be on display. I got a lot of laughs out of the funny pics at your site. the vince carter looking either gay/stupid ones were hilarious I urge everyone that likes the pics I make to also check out shams site it is super sweet. If there's any requests for Sam Cassell stuff you guys want to see, feel free to post them in here 
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Barack Obama Joined: 9/24/2005 Posts: 15,003 Location: Australia
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"Marlon Martin"Ha ha ha. This thread has me in stitches! thanks marlon
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Barack Obama Joined: 9/24/2005 Posts: 15,003 Location: Australia
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"dunleavyjr" My poor Sam.... don't worry dunleavyjr, I'm not finished with him yet  this is only phase 1 of the exposure. There will be more pics and hopefully if I can teach myself how to use it Sam Cassell Flash Animations
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