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Lay Low21
#1 Posted : Saturday, March 10, 2012 10:33:50 PM
Carl Lewis



Joined: 1/12/2007
Posts: 8,360
Location: isle of man

 
every day, every single fuckin day, a various assortment of fine english speaking foreign twats phone for my mother.

Telling these twats that she is dead, has as much effect as telling them to fuck off, none at all.

So this particular twat rings tonight, just lately i have been replying, by saying hang on i will go and get her, then just leave the phone sat there with a twat on one end.

but this time i get back up after a minute, and i said sorry m8 a copper just stopped me going up the road, he asked me why i had a shovel over my shoulder, so i told him i was just off up the road to dig my mother up, as some twat who can hardly pronounce her 4 letter fucking surname properly, wants to speak to her.

to which he replied, err ok, thank you, and rung off.



i lied about the obscene discriptor.






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Well behaved women do not make history


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dajones
#2 Posted : Saturday, March 10, 2012 10:48:31 PM
Franz Klammer


Joined: 11/1/2005
Posts: 5,052

 



ya wanna get rid of annoying callers??...i have a simple system that works every time...

me - i'm so glad you called, can i ask your name??...

caller - uhhh...my name is sarah...

me - well sarah, can i ask you a question??..

caller - uhhh....i guess...

me - well sarah, have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior??....


you'll be suprised how quick their off the phone....and you will not hear from them again....

Mr. Green
Lay Low21
#3 Posted : Saturday, March 10, 2012 10:55:03 PM
Carl Lewis



Joined: 1/12/2007
Posts: 8,360
Location: isle of man

 
this is goin to be standrd practice, until the value goes out of it, i will post their replies.

dumb fucks just dont get it.


the next one that calls asking for her will get a similar reply as below.

righto i will just go an dig her up, and tell her some foriegn twat who cannot even pronounce her 4 letter fucking surname properly wants o speak to her.

is that ok, will you just hang on until i do that.

we will just see what they say

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Well behaved women do not make history


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Thumbboy
#4 Posted : Sunday, March 11, 2012 12:15:35 AM
Barack Obama


Joined: 9/24/2005
Posts: 15,026
Location: Australia

 
I think Telemarketing must be a really sucky job, having to call up people and try to sell stuff or sign them up to something. They must get told off more times per day than a parking inspector. But it's understandable that they are disliked because it's such an obtrusive way to contact people that haven't consented to being called at home. If the person sounds friendly and accepts a "sorry no thanks" and is polite it's ok, it's the ones that wont take no for an answer that can get really annoying.

I used to get heaps of telemarketing calls - like 1 or 2 a day during dinner time, but about a year back put myself on the do not call register and hardly get any these days. Is there something like that over in Isle of Man you could register your number to and stop them calling your place?
Lay Low21
#5 Posted : Sunday, March 11, 2012 2:05:59 AM
Carl Lewis



Joined: 1/12/2007
Posts: 8,360
Location: isle of man

 
heres how another one went.

ring fucking ring fucking ring.

me / hello

twatto / hello can i please speak to mrs ashee urm arsh erm a'she


me / sure, are you a psychic medium.

twatto / i erm, i sorry i dont understand.

me / are you a medium.

twatto long drawn out slow no....., i sorry i dont understand.


me / she is dead you thick twat.

twatto / oh, ok, cuts off.



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